November 2010
1 post
October 2010
9 posts
“I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a...”
– Unknown
“You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you...”
– Unknown (and soooo true)
May 2010
15 posts
“I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of...”
– Unknown
Pick-up/Adult-themed Lines in a...
The following is an assortment of adult-themed lines my PR colleagues and I came up with. We take no responsibility for the outcome when using such lines.
“Hi, I’m @_______.”
“I’d like to Twitter your Facebook.”
“Haven’t I seen your flickr before?”
“Can I take your Facebook for a Tumblr?”
“I’d like to upload my...
“Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I...”
– Unknown
Vacation Time: Grand Cayman and Cancun...
“Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize...”
– Unknown (and sooo true)
A mother's 'project': Before and After
When my mother bought this house and was going to “fix it up”, I thought she had truly lost it. Now, it’s a southwestern explosion!
“I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your...”
– Unknown (and I couldn’t agree more)
April 2010
32 posts
Top 15 Amazing Facts About The Human Body
morewineplease:
obliteratedheart: spednut:
1. The stomach’s digestive acids are strong enough to dissolve zinc. Fortunately for us, the cells in the stomach lining renew so quickly that the acids don’t have time to dissolve it.
2. The lungs contain over 300,000 million capillaries (tiny blood vessels). If they were laid end to end, they would stretch 2400km (1500 miles).
3. A man’s...
Pet Peeve: when people are sanctimonious about how...
Agreed!
morewineplease:
Amen.
lizlemon:
You know what? I work forty plus hours a week. If I want to kick back with a glass of wine (bottle of water), some cheese (goldfish), and a new episode of Lost (Sixteen and Pregnant), that’s my God-given right.
You don’t own a tv? Oh, how wonderful. You know, where I come from, that’s not intellectual and evolved, it’s poor.
Email from the Mother: Third World Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu . . .
+Tourist: $5.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Baked Democrat or...
“I keep wearing skirts b/c this is the tannest my legs have been all year.”
– Julie (co-worker)
“If I had an interview, I would be wearing more makeup.”
– Co-worker (anonymous - not really)
“Dear Catholic Church,
It’s time to OWN UP to the disgraceful actions of...”
Gucci Spring/Summer 2010 Catwalk - DOIN' IT!
I’m LOVING the big tote bags, and even the all-white ensembles!
It's FAIL Time!
Dear Mike Huckabee: You are GROSS. →
