Through the Eyes of a Gay Chicago Socialite

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.                  
  
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu  . .  .

+Tourist:                                                $5.00

+Broiled  Missionary:                                 $10.00

+Fried  Explorer:                                      $15.00

+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:        $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the Politicians?” 

The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?  They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”